Seriously, Windows, how much do you actually need to set up?
EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.
- A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
- A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
- A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
- YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY
AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?
LET’S DO THIS THING.
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3
I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)
NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!
I suck at cover letters so this is fab
Just a side note that this is great for office-style jobs. Libraries, call centers, hotels, anything “traditional.” For “artistic” work, like music, video, art, or acting, my advice is to go wayyyy shorter. When I’m trying to find someone for a job, I usually only need, “Hi, I’d love to work with you, I know how to do this, this, and this, I have this much experience, and I can contribute this and this to the project. My portfolio/website/reel/links are below, you can reach me here and here, and my resume is attached.”
Art and media are usually less about you talking and more about you literally showing the person hiring you what you can do. When you have 30 emails to go through for one director (as an example) and you’re tight on time, it’s a real pain to wade through 3 paragraphs per person as well as their reels - which are what you actually care about.
the turkey swiss on rye incident
It got better.
- two ships
- two characters
- two fandoms
- two anything at all
I am laughing at all the people commenting who genuinely don’t get the reference.
Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
i dont and i am slightly mortified
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
holy shit is anna about to marry joffrey
A character that makes you think of me every time, any fandom, original character, whatever!
Oh, the joys of doing a fresh install of Windows.
At the Speedway I work at, it’s A Children’s Miracle Network fundraiser weekend. My boss told us if we raised $400, he’d do the ice bucket challenge, and he doesn’t think we’re motivated enough to reach $400 by the end of tomorrow.
Little does he know what a little Publisher magic can achieve.
This morning the final numbers came in. We raised $600 for our CMN hospital, Helen DeVos.
Do you know what that means?
My boss has to do the ice bucket challenge.
My co-manager has to do the ice bucket challenge (the $500 donation incentive).
Our two shift leads have to do the ice bucket challenge (the $600 incentive).
In other news, all the stores in our district raised at least $250 each, so our District Manager has to do the ice bucket challenge. What remains to be seen is which store raised the most and (as part of the incentive of being the store that raised the most) which manager gets the privilege of dousing him in ice water.
Publisher is a magical thing when half of your regular customers know the store manager.
Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?
I LOVE THIS MOVIE
IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT
SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE
I LOVE THAT
It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.
Both are valuable lessons.
reminder to folks not to dress up as a ‘mental patient’ this halloween, mentally ill people are not costumes and the dehumanisation and abuse of us in hospitals is not something to be used for your amusement